A Fresh Start
I've decided to give this blog a fresh start. Now the posts will be shorter, simpler, and hopefully funnier.
Talking about fresh start, do you know, in England, as a general rule, you only have to serve half the sentence you receive when you are convicted? If you are jailed for 4 years, you can be out in 2! What a bargain! Half price! You can even go back home and continue to live your messy life during the weekdays, only going back to your cell, which is ensuite and with TV (I guess even with satellite), during weekends! Paying by instalment! Fantastic value!
Not that you'll need this information. But in case you do, give me a ring. No discount or paying by instalment for my legal service though.
A preview of what you're gonna get from my service:
Talking about fresh start, do you know, in England, as a general rule, you only have to serve half the sentence you receive when you are convicted? If you are jailed for 4 years, you can be out in 2! What a bargain! Half price! You can even go back home and continue to live your messy life during the weekdays, only going back to your cell, which is ensuite and with TV (I guess even with satellite), during weekends! Paying by instalment! Fantastic value!
Not that you'll need this information. But in case you do, give me a ring. No discount or paying by instalment for my legal service though.
A preview of what you're gonna get from my service:
I'm gonna appear in Court for you all hot and sexy, and probably a bit gay, just like Tom Cruise. No lecture on Scientology or free stress test given though.
posted by Lenny at 00:23
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