Big Brother

A disclaimer: I've got a life. My life is: sitting my arse on the sofa, switching on the TV, pressing 4 on the remote, and laughing hysterically at the pathetic people inside the torture chamber.

This year there are more housemates than ever. So if you think 1 person shouting "Whatever! Never! What? You know what I mean?" is not loud enough, make it 14.

So far, the few abnormal human beings that successfully leave me with an impression are (from Channel 4 website):

Lisa's a laddish lady who describes herself as "wild, crazy and sexy." A fluent Chinese speaker, she's quiet at home but full of energy on a night out. She says that if anyone crosses her, they'll definitely know about it.









Richard loves freedom of speech, friends and big, big men. He hates dumbness, racism and processed food. He has a huge phobia of pregnant women and his idea of a perfect day would be to go to prison!









Model Lea used to be 22 stone, and says she now has the largest breast implants in the UK. She admits to being grumpy in the morning until she's had a cup of tea!










Well, at least I know one thing that I'd definitely looking foward to seeing: Lea's fake boobs bursting when she's wearing her tight bikini in the house.