World's Sexiest Cities

I just can't get enough of this kind of city ranking thing. Now, to be even better, it's all about being sexy. So here are the results, and some of my thoughts:

World's Most Feminine City
Paris
If being feminine means being a bitch, then the French are totally feminine.

World's Most Masculine City
New York
2 reasons. First, likewise, if being masculine means being rude and arrogant, then no one can claim the crown except New Yorkers. Second, just count the number of muscle boys in the street of NYC.

World's Most Gay-Friendly City
San Francisco
Well you wouldn't expect me to know whether SF is a gay-friendly place when the only time I visited there was when I was 10, would you? To me though, where on earth can a place be more gay-friendly than Amsterdam, the first place to allow gay marriage?

World's Most Lesbian-Friendly City
Seattle
This is something that I'll never know...

World's Most Fetish-Friendly City
Berlin
Have those who voted for Berlin ever watched any Japanese porn before?

World's Most Heterosexual City
Houston
Never been. And don't think I will. To me though, Rome is surely the most straight city: flirty men trying to sleep with every woman in the street, home to the biggest anti-gay organisation in the world (The Vantican)... just to name a few reasons.

World's Sluttiest City
Los Angeles
Damn it! How come I can't remember anything slutty about LA except that there's a woman called Snow White in Disney World who sleeps with 7 men in a night?

World's Least Sexy City
Detroit
To me it's definitely Washington DC. Before visiting there I thought sex and politics always mix with each other. I was so wrong.

World's Sexiest City
Rio de Janeiro
This guy says it all about Brazilian hotness.